World Wide Ladder Toss League
WWLTL
(Pronounced DUBYA DUBYA ELLLLLL TEE EL)
They're having so much fun! They love tossing their bolas!
HOWEVER, THEY NEED TOSSAMANIA 1 TO TRULY (Paid Sponsor) BE HAPPY! THEY WANT TO COMPETE FOR THE WWLTL CHAMPIONSHIP AND BE SPORTS ENTERTAINED.
That dude is so buff. [DELETE THIS, LOL]
Who Are We?
We are a diverse league of Ladder Toss professionals who host grass-root Ladder Toss events in Colorado.
We are unique in that we combine unscripted storylines, promos, minor injuries, and real-world drama into professionally sanctioned and refereed Ladder Toss events.
Our league contains some of the very best Ladder Toss professionals in the entire universe including Ricky "Big Bolas" Bambino, Susan "Grundle Grasper" Francessca, and Edward "Long Rung" Johnson.
Our History
We used to be known as WLTL (World Ladder Toss League), but we had major beef with the WLTL radio station out of Lagrange, Illinois.
F^$% 'em.
After we were forced to change our league name, we saw a significant decline in our attendance because the radio station stole our views, our hearts, and our bolas.
Decline of our attendance meant that we require funding to keep the league alive. :-(
WLTL Radio Station Losers.
What Is TossaMania?
TossaMania is all about taking Ladder Toss to the next step. That is not a pun, that is real hard life.
We are going to have an epic championship event that combines wrist and elbow athleticism, drama, flirtatious temptation, and sports entertainment.
This is a TV-14 experience, with an intro of hard rock music and promos of players tossing bolas in skimpy jeans, fighting in a pool of melted, but salted, dark chocolate, while arguing about who has the nicest grip.
... and we think we have the bolas to pull this off.
Updates 
MAJOR MAJOR NEWS ALERT - 4/23/24
Strong possibility that TossaMania 1 could finally occur in Arkansas. We are actively in talks to secure major funding to bring the greatest entertainment and athletic event to life..
MAJOR NEWS ALERT - 1/16/23
We will be attending Sports Wisconsin in Colorado Springs on 2/16 to secure funding for TossaMania 1, and bring it to Wisconsin! Meet us there!
UPDATE - 12/20/22
I have to pass a kidney stone, so I may be offline for a while. Know that I will still be running operations for WWLTL.
UPDATE - 11/02/22
My friend from another sports event has provided me contact info to get in touch with those who could provide financing.
If the counter is spinning, that means our views have exceeded counter capabilities.
Probably at least 10k views.